Keep an eye on that glass, Eggy. "Sloshed" can just be metaphorical.
Also, Patrons get a double update this week, making the Patreon feed one week ahead! I'm going to be slowly widening that gap in the future, so if bonus updates sound nice, please consider tossing me a buck once a month.
That is one of the best forced smiles I've ever seen in that last panel. It's like he's walking the line between groaning, facepalming, and punching the sloshed lady in the face.
Emile, that smile! This is suppose to be comedy territory, not horror!